Dance Aerobic Tuesdays Mandatory for New ANTIFA Members

bcc: <New Recruits list>

MK Lords

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Howdy everyone! In case the last email went into your spam folder, we here at ANTIFA would like to remind everyone that Dance Aerobic Tuesdays are mandatory for all new members.

As you all know, we’ve had an influx of new folks chomping at the bit to get a taste of that sweet anti-government aktion, but smooth moves are vital when you’re fist fighting the police. A lot of people think being in ANTIFA is all stealing classified documents and breaking the windows of…

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